THIS IS A LIST
OF PIECES WITH
From Theater of Thrills and High Adventure:
Merry Christmas, League of Fiends! The League of Fiends has a Christmas party! What will Santa bring?
How the Red Warlock of Charity Cove Saved Christmas! - The Puritans outlaw Christmas! (That's historically true - the Puritans did indeed outlaw Christmas.)
Judith of the Jungle's Hanukkah Story! - Judith tells the story of Hanukkah, Hollywood-style.
Throckmorton Kane, American Spy, and the Secret of Santa Claus! - Throckmorton Kane battles the deadlly assassin known as the Nutcrakcer.
A Pirate Christmas with Captain Roderick Reef - Reef gives a special Christmas gift to his cabin boy, Juanita.
Rick Raines, the Dejected Detective's Night Before Christmas! - Can Rick Raines, Private Detective, help Santa recover a stolen diamond on Christmas Eve.
Christmas for Marshall John Stone, Gunman of the West! - On Christmas Eve, Marshall John Stone gets a look at the future of the West.
Zargotz the Strong and Floop the Clever Discover the Magic of Christmas! - Zargotz and Floop summon Santa Claus from the future and bring him back to the Age of Wizardry!
From Playhouse of the Damned:
"Santa Claus" - Santa Claus versus a vampire!
From Science Fiction Blast-Off Theater:
"The Visitor" - Space travelers are stranded in their damaged rocket, light years from any where, when there is a knock from outside the ship!
From My Political Sight:
"Republican Christmas Carols" - The themes of these songs don't really have much to do with Christmas - but how much do Republican philosophies of war and tax breaks for the rich have to do with the spirit of Christmas?
Not From Anything In Particular
"The Christmas Gift" - A parody of a Christmas classic that deserves better than this. .
AND JUST TO
ROUND THINGS OFF - HERE'S A VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY BAD, STUPID AND ANNOYING JOKE
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash!
And that's the last time I'll ever eat sash for dinner!